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Being a Carpenter Crewneck - Construction Worker Gift - Fire Joke Workwear - Woodworker Humor
Being a Carpenter Crewneck - Construction Worker Gift - Fire Joke Workwear - Woodworker Humor
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🔥🛠️ Because being a carpenter is simple… until everything’s on fire.
This sarcastic crewneck says it like it is:
“Being a carpenter is easy. It’s like riding a bike — except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, and everything else is on fire!”
Perfect for those who know the chaos of the trade and still keep swinging.
With its fiery visual, durable feel, and unisex fit, this sweatshirt is a must-have for anyone who laughs through the madness of building.
🧵 Product Features:
✔️ Bold fire-themed print with clean layout
✔️ Ultra-soft fleece interior for everyday comfort
✔️ Unisex sizing – relaxed and durable fit
✔️ Available in multiple colors and sizes
✔️ Machine washable (cold, inside out)
🎁 Ideal gift for carpenters, contractors, and construction workers who thrive under pressure
Size Chart:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 29.50 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.50 | 33.50 | 35.25 | 36.75 | 38.25 | 39.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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